NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED
I still can’t say anemone
I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.
"Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate"
#Is an entire species brainwashed to be mindless genocidal murderers#if they don’t know they’ve been subliminally programmed to commit genocide on sight#by subliminal messages left in the recording of the moon landing?#Is a Time War-ending genocide still a genocide#if it’s only against the Daleks?#Oh wait that’s right we stopped asking those sorts of questions a few years ago didn’t we (via gallifreyburning)
Hello, guys :)
I’ve go a question for you. I have a reading competition in phonetics, and I need find a good poem in English, that would be easy to intone and pronounce correctly. Do you happen to know some? Or just, what poems or sonnets in English do you like?
It’s just with all probability I may end up reading Shakespeares sonnets like Alan Rickman or worse reading “To be or not to be” like David Tennant and apparently their intonation is nor right :\